Theories? I got a million. Just ask my wife.
At this point she’s listened to them for most of her life.
Evidence? Yeah I do have some. But as for full proof,
It’s often just out of reach, somewhere up on the roof,
Like a squirrel that chatters and taunts me - hey, are you sure?
Unproven conjectures are teasers that I must endure!
I understand that birds and bees
See ultraviolet frequencies.
I cannot say the same for me -
I must make do with normal colors.
The bees may say my vision’s duller,
But let them buzz about - just let them!
I’m still happy with our spectrum!
One of the puzzles about Shakespeare, that playwright from the past,
Is that his vocabulary appears to have been truly vast,
Including technical terms from different arts and trades.
How could so much learning be displayed
When he hadn’t really spent much time in school?
My guess is he studied while sitting on a stool
At local taverns - that his brain somehow stored
Material most people would have ignored.

Rich and powerful people, dragged through the dirt,
Hauled before judges, haughty but hurt,
Some of them seem like their souls are just lost.
The money sounds good... but what was the cost?