Rhyme Of The Day

Children aspire To bigger and higher.

Traditionally by Halloween Lots of trees are bare. But this year, as is clearly seen, The leaves don’t seem to care. Some of them are ...

I’m disappointed this is just some isolated loon. I was hoping for a convoluted conspiracy - and soon! So I’m starting a rumor that this g...

My dog had an operation. She seems to be healing. Seeing her tail wag again Brings a wonderful feeling.

Took a class on yoga for restful sleep, But had to wake up to drive home. I hope my state of relaxation will keep Ready while I finish th...

Once I sign up for a race I feel bound to do it, just to save face, But I don’t tell anyone of my plans, So I wouldn’t be disappointing a...

A life is like a a stone Thrown in a pond. It goes on rippling When the stone is gone.

Am I drinking coffee enough? It’s just one daily cup of the stuff. But it’s a large, so is that in fact Two cups stacked?

A big supply of rattlesnakes Really makes Being trapped in a mine Exquisitely fine. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45893215

A proper spreadsheet glories In hierarchical categories.

The lovely Sea Cucumber Is rather prone to slumber. Unlike the busy ant, It gets mistook for a plant.

Someone needs to sell time-release safes for home snacks To protect ourselves from late night craving attacks.

I hadn’t known the Tick Was an Arachnid. I'm sure some smart kid Sitting in the back did.

Why did we go from “minister” To calling people “pastor”? I’m sure it’s nothing sinister, And not a big disaster, But word-choice altera...

From what I can figure, a train engineer Doesn’t even have to steer. They hit the gas, they hit the brakes, And try to avoid catastrophic...

I talked to a Chicago police officer who had worked marathon support for the race here last Sunday. I asked about the weather and she said i...

After steady forecasts of rain this morning, and after a rainy early morning drive from Chicago to Milwaukee, the rain stopped for the actua...

I was downtown today, to do some work. The place was jammed with out-of-towners here to run or watch the Chicago Marathon. Forty-thousand ru...

Said the pirate with a parrot, “Other pets are just absurd. Neither dog, nor cat, nor ferret, Can repeat your every word. If your pocket...

You want your homework Eaten by a doggy? Just add gravy - Get it nice and soggy.