Rhyme Of The Day

Rewatched My Cousin Vinnie On flight across Atlantic. Who knew that positraction Could sound so darned romantic?

The original Globe Theatre, Was a three-thousand seater. Except... they couldn’t all sit. One third of them had to stand. They say the...

How did this sort of collar Ever become a fashion to follar?

Loud screaming baby On flight out of town - Kid, could you maybe Just settle down? All of that yelping Of sorrowful blues Isn’t much h...

I think it would be noyce To have my own Rolls Royce. I wouldn’t let it roll For fear it might get stole. Instead I’d let it lodge Secu...

I watched Battle Star Gallactica All the way to its awkward end, So if you followed Game of Thrones, I feel for you, my friend.

I saw this scarlet tanager With feathers of red and black. I offered to be its manager But it would not answer back.

One of the best things about having a daughter Who lives three blocks away Is that I can visit my granddaughter Almost every day.

In Latin nunc means now. In Spanish nunca means never. That make sense - exactly how? I’ll just say: Whatever!

My dog works hard to insure that she gets Her fair share of pets. There she goes, With canine command, Nudging her nose Into my hand. ...

My role has been that of a dad, But I’m awfully glad That some people are mothers too, And if one those people is you, I just want to sa...

I bought a garden troll For my flower bed. He jumped right into his role. “Your tulips suck,” he said.

Film is a beautiful art, So remember to pick up Your Starbucks cup Before the cameras start.

Where do you take a dog who loses his tail? A re-tailer! And if you think that joke’s a failure, I’ve got one more. Where do you go if yo...

You can see the thing as pointless I suppose - This thing that we call life, this act of being. But when you’re in the middle of its throe...

They tell you each snowflake’s unique. I fear that this claim may be weak. I’ve watched them float down in the air. They come way too fas...

I thought I’d already enjoyed The final snow of spring But now my hopes are buoyed By what tomorrow will bring! And really, who’s to say...

Ancient pillar from Italy Posing prettily Here in Chicago, a gift From a dictator With whom we later Developed a major rift.

News stories indicate that a couple, who are charged in the college admissions scandal, are leaning toward a “we didn’t think we were doing ...

Shakespeare said a lot of stuff first, Which proves he really was the worst. Why on earth should we lavish praise On a guy who only spoke...