Rhyme Of The Day

People who voted badly Need to be publicly shamed. That dreadful secret ballot Lets them escape unnamed!

Third place guy in my age group Accidentally ran off course. Second place guy in my age group Ran on artificial hips. I took first place...

When your dog eats your philosophy homework... You get s pensive pup Who ponders all that’s up, Including whether the human mind Quite ...

In tonight’s sky, Jupiter looks stunningly large, Which I guess is why Roman mythology put him in charge.

For book club, we read John Carreyrou’s book about the Theranos scandal: Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup. It’s kind ...

It's the first day of summer, and I bought a new road bike. I'd had my old once since 2001. Its shifter for the front gears had star...

It happened here: Man being deported escapes ICE agents, hails cab after using O’Hare restroom Law enforcement officials set up a perimet...

Yoga is etymologically related to yoke. The same can’t be said of toga and toke.

It's the nineteenth of June And we're exactly one month away From the 50th anniversary of the day Someone walked on And talked o...

How could Shakespeare Have known so much? He hung out in bars To stay in touch.

Since a fast is when you arrange to not eat, The phrase “fast food” seems strangely offbeat.

I came across this headline: "The English Word That Hasn’t Changed in Sound or Meaning in 8,000 Years" The word is lox and the...

It’s just a little bump, The kind that makes you thump, You feel it in your rump, Yes you do! (Song composed for baby, to be sung when ...

Making major decisions While drinking whisky Is widely regarded As risky.

Apples have appeal, And can fit at any meal, But they won’t really block All visits to a doc.

Redundancy increases the chances That a message will be understood; Also it lessens misunderstandings, Which is very, very good.

When I see two railroad tracks merge, Is it proof that parallel lines converge?

At the tri today, we swam in Wolf Lake. As usual I drank some. The water looked green but tasted clean For this I'm rather thanksome....

If you open your umbrella in London When you feel the very first drop, The locals know you’re a tourist. They wait till it’s coming nonst...

Rewatched My Cousin Vinnie On flight across Atlantic. Who knew that positraction Could sound so darned romantic?