Rhyme Of The Day

There's this "streaming service" call CBS All Access, and they have 2 different Star Trek series - one called Picard and one c...

I saw a headline for an old humorous fake news item: Woman ‘living in moment’ finds that unfortunately it is connected to other moments ...

You want reopening tips? Thank you for asking. TP can also be used For facial masking! And if you go out like this, They’ll keep the...

I’m told that at midnight tonight A medical satellite Will scan the US for fever. Stand naked outside in your yard, While waving an ID c...

Lead me not into fear. Let my mind stay clear. I find a state of terror Generates error.

My wife was recommending the Vulcan salute to me, as a substitute for shaking hands. It's not easy. I can do this thing. Yes, it is ...

Ithaca is not Manhattan. Cooperstown is far from Queens. They have different curves to flatten, Different needs for quarantines.

The scales in my house need some maintenance tweaks. They haven’t been right for a couple of weeks. It’s very peculiar - with no sign of c...

Charmin the Musical... I know it sounds absurd, But now the show has tunes To go with its words - Would you like to hear a tune? That m...

"A delay by the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in quickly making coronavirus test kits available was the result of ...

Sitting in the sun Just to see What is going on Around me, And hopefully charging up My vitamin D.

Lots of red tape Is getting the slice. Leaving it that way Might be nice.

The air smells sweet But does it carry germs? That’s the sort of thought That gives me squirms.

I’m tired of keeping my hands super clean! Come on virologists, where’s the vaccine?

A horseman of the Apocalypse, One of the dreaded four, Rode up to the FDA And knocked on the door. They said "You are not welcome....

People will work at ignoring Someone who's horribly boring. That's why such a person talks loud - To capture the ears of the crow...

When you warn people about a lock up Of course they decide to stock up. After all this frightening reportage, I'm fully prepared for ...

Car pool Suddenly uncool. Bus, train Now insane. Wearing a mask to the bank No longer a prank.

Days of the week - you know what I mean? So 2019!

I heard wild news. The anchorman spoke About something scary and so I awoke! It seems that demand is starting to snowball For people who ...