Rhyme Of The Day

Various meanderings with a rhyme in there somewhere.

Saturday, May 30, 2020

Verbal Beautification

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Looting is an ugly word That I believe should not be heard. Here instead is my solution: “Freelance merchandise distribution.”
Saturday, May 23, 2020

Upload

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If we had really good VR, All could live in total isolation, While feeling that we’re roaming near and far, Awash in a world of simulated...
Thursday, May 21, 2020

Eavesdropping

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Some call it mental chatter. I say it’s the pitter-patter Of new ideas with little feet Jostling around till they feel complete.
Monday, May 18, 2020

Crashing my Karma

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I find reincarnation Impossible to conceive. But in a former life I was Hindu, and did believe!

Monologue: Hack Attack

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Hacker illustrates social engineering. Give him a hearing!
Thursday, May 14, 2020

No Standing

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In video meetings there’s always a chance Your coworkers are not wearing pants.
Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Riddle

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Black and white of pelt, He makes his presence smelt. And here’s another clue, He rhymes with what he’s known to do.
Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Observed in the Wild

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A six-year-old, on an empty tennis court, Finds running around the net is excellent sport.
Sunday, May 10, 2020

Second Sunday

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In this Mother's Day monologue, a prez call his mother to stay in touch, And asks her not to talk so much!
Thursday, May 07, 2020

My People

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Irish goodbye: just slipping out the door. You blink and you don’t see them any more. Irish mouthwash: whiskey down the hatch. Works to w...

Bliss

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Newborns, unaware Of various viral harms That spiral through the air, Still find comfort in their mothers' arms.
Wednesday, May 06, 2020

Mysteries

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I've been trying to figure out how to tell the difference Between social and antisocial distance. Are people smiling behind their mask...
Monday, May 04, 2020

Product Recommendation

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I going to begin hoarding Raid Wasp & Hornet Killer - without delay. When the hordes of hornets arrive, I'll be ready for the fra...
Sunday, May 03, 2020

Staying Out of It

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I put the murder hornet In a room with a killer bee And let them fight each other Instead of coming for me!
Friday, May 01, 2020

Sightings

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I've seen a number of serious presidential candidates in person. Hubert Humphrey. Al Gore. John Anderson. And I've seen some preside...
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Ker-Splash

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A scientific model Can be a belly-flopper, Living up to the theory Of Karl Popper.
Thursday, April 30, 2020

Trial

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There's this "streaming service" call CBS All Access, and they have 2 different Star Trek series - one called Picard and one c...
Tuesday, April 28, 2020

In The Moment

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I saw a headline for an old humorous fake news item: Woman ‘living in moment’ finds that unfortunately it is connected to other moments ...
Saturday, April 25, 2020

Tips

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You want reopening tips? Thank you for asking. TP can also be used For facial masking! And if you go out like this, They’ll keep the...

Scanning

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I’m told that at midnight tonight A medical satellite Will scan the US for fever. Stand naked outside in your yard, While waving an ID c...
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