Rhyme Of The Day

Chicken pot pie?  The name is such a lie.  It doesn’t contain any pot!  You’ll feel quite full, but not...  High.

Lately it occurs to me, How much can hinge upon a knee. I’m rambling on without a point, But it may be my favorite joint!

  In the midst of pandemic doom, We produced it on Zoom.

Icicles on my eyebrows are a clue  That snow removal's what I love to do.

In a past life, I had some other job.  Not a computer programmer, that's for sure.  I doubt I was the leader of a mob.  I'd hate to ...

  The neighing of horses stabled nearby Use to bore people senseless - so much they would cry.  This I have always understood  Is the source...

Got car stuck in snow,  Called up Triple-A tow.  But dug it out myself  And canceled the call for help.  Be careful when you sally  Forth in...

In most of the world, minus degrees  Are said to start when you C water freeze.  But in the United States, I am told,  The negatives start w...

He battled widespread age discrimination And became the oldest leader of our nation - I believe that's cause for celebration! At least i...

I wonder if babies feel stressed  At being born undressed.  Do they notice that everyone's staring  At what they're not wearing?

Measles, normal and German,  Chickenpox and Mumps...  There were no vaccines yet for them,  When I was a kid. So I took my lumps.

Whether or not it meets with your approval, My goal today is mostly snow removal.  I’ve cleared the whole thing twice but it’s still falling...

 Before pillows were invented People sometimes used rocks And woke with faces dented, Which often came as a shock.

Scientists have recorded the sound  Of helium atoms joking around.  Typically when there's only three  The sound you hear is: HeHeHe.

I buried my bucks behind a row of bushes.  Somehow I never made a gosh darn dime.  Now I find out - that's not the same as "Hedge F...

I once believed I was a grammatical menace,  Able to diagram every possible sentence,  But then I started to sweat, and things got hairier  ...

Friend requests From bikini-clad ladies, I must confess I regard as shady.  And if they’re bubbling  In hot tub dreams, I find it troubling ...

I weigh much less in kilograms.   So I switched my digital scale.   I look the same on conference cams,  But the numbers tell the tale!  I r...

I did not follow Q-anon.  I take it Q-anon is gone.  At least the mysterious Who,  Presenting himself as Q,  Whose views got so much tractio...

The 25th amendment puts the bar high  To evict the elected White House guy.  If he says, "I'm capable. I'm staying in it,"...