Rhyme Of The Day

 May, you must go away, June is arriving soon, And lacking a Tardis, I’m… Required to live just one month at a time.

When running in the USA In contests such as a 5 or 10 K, There are mile markers along the way.  Kilometers set the length of the race, But w...

 Why does stinky cheese Have the power to please?

Happy families are all alike. That’s  what Tolstoy famously said.  I suspect happy families simply bored him, So he wrote about the others, ...

I try to accept every tracking app that’s sent. So if I disappear, someone will know where I went.

  It’s cold. The train is late. I stand And refrigerate. At last, The train is here. I sit, And thaw my rear.

I'm buying the Brooklyn Bridge -  I have a secret goal:  Once I purchase it,  I'm going to charge a toll.  I'll make it free on ...

Soviet student of ichthyology Was good at studying sharks But struggled with political philosophy  In which he got low Marx.  

A slapology is an apology  That adds to the first offence:  "Sorry for calling you stupid,  It's just that you're horribly dens...

I opened a restaurant on the moon,  But it was a failure, I fear.  I found the reason, rather soon:  It had no atmosphere.

Let sleeping dogs lie  They like to say.  But what if said dog  Is right in your way?  Then you just might  Be required to wake  That snorin...

Under an arch  On the Ides of March  Poor Caesar met his doom.  A really smart guy  Not ready to die  But he failed to read the room.

I finished this book yesterday and I am here to complain about it, or at least about part of it. Dan Brown is the guy who wrote the Da Vinc...

Sitting in the airport on a jet,  I sometimes find I viscerally forget  Just where I am. It’s like a movie set -  A space apart - but then t...

When reading through Rilke I go on a difficult journey,  And twist in my core over things that I love and detest.  He freely associates like...

I'm a Words With Friends player. They have themed robot games, with a new roster of robots on a weekly basis.  This week the theme is Bl...

"Today's the day for an online play."

If you want to escape the fact checkers,  Stay away from facts!  Ever since giving them up,  I feel much more relaxed.

Many meaningless jobs  Are more meaningful than we think.  The person who flips a burger,  The person who cleans a sink,  Perform in the gre...

I like pre-shriveled raisins, Otherwise known as grapes.  They come in various colors, And a number of curious shapes.  I’m not sure why I l...