Rhyme Of The Day

I am not a robot But sometimes I wish I were.  I wouldn’t need to sleep Or shave my facial fur.

The lair of a bear  Is a where to beware.

Words which once spilled out of my brain  Onto a page, where they sat, very plain,  Are played with by actors, and rapidly change  From fami...

Told my doc I had insomnia, The worst I’d ever had! He said don’t lose any sleep over it, It doesn’t sound that bad.

Mathematicians sometimes speak  Of 4-D Euclidean space But nowhere in Euclid’s Greek Can we actually find any mention  Or diagrammatic trace...

The wind at the beach  Blew sand in my teeth.  Which was sort of good - I've been meaning  To bring them in for a cleaning.

 My father wrote humorous verse And I got that family curse.

My good deed for the week: told young family with luggage where They could find the elevator to the Blue Line so they could get to O’Hare.

I'm related, 23-and-me thinks, To Niall of the Nine Hostages. But I'm holding out for genetic links To Saul of the Seven Sausages.

Chicago summers are too short.  I’m suing to lengthen them in court.  Can it be done? Let me count the ways… August will now have 32 days!

The orchestra has the numbers  To generate the thunder, But defiance is exciting  So the soloist brings the lightning.

  There's an article today in the Wall Street Journal about violent crime having spiked in rural America — during "the pandemic...

If you make lots of keyboard errors, You may have to face the reality That you have inherited  A Type O personality!

Gravel full of glittering broken glass, Seems like it should be pretty in its way, But somehow my eyes would rather take a pass - I prefer l...

Apparently Mars lacks  Continental drift.  Lacking continents, in fact,  It kind of gets short shrift.

If there were eight days a week What would we call the new day? And would it be for working  Or would it be for play?

 What began as a ten minute adventure  For two wacky augmented cats, Became more stand-alone episodes About their outer space spats, And tha...

 May, you must go away, June is arriving soon, And lacking a Tardis, I’m… Required to live just one month at a time.

When running in the USA In contests such as a 5 or 10 K, There are mile markers along the way.  Kilometers set the length of the race, But w...

 Why does stinky cheese Have the power to please?