Malkin rhymes about Newsweek

Michelle Malkin seems to have coined: Newsweek lied, people died.

She qualified that. She didn't really think they lied. She thinks they were just sloppy, and she couldn't resist mocking the "Bush Lied, People Died" bumpersticker slogan.

Then she followed up with: Newsweek retracts, public reacts.

Well, no qualifications needed on that. A lot of people think some bias was showing, too.

I wouldn't be in a rush
To stick a book in a toilet and flush.

It's bound to clog it - what a bummer.
You'll be feeling dumb and dumber.

And what on earth will you tell the plumber?