Big Dig

The Big Dig seemed like a good idea, and it had a rhyming name, so I was always a firm supporter.

Bear in mind, although a "firm supporter", I was not volunteering to support the falling ceiling.

I'd rather not meet
Slabs of concrete
Collapsing on my head.

Exactly which dolt
Selected the bolt
That left a lady dead?

You know, it's a pity -
It was surely a committee.