Do Computer Languages Count?

Here comes a study that says you can delay Alzheimer's - "up to 4 years" - by speaking 2 languages a day.

This is bad news for me.

The study comes from Canada, a bastion of bilingualism. Could it just be politicized junk science to justify their two-tongued ways? I hope so. Because otherwise I've got to sign up for some classes.

If I don't want my brain cells to vanish
I'd better brush up on my Spanish.