Why do I wonder if FAA regulations about queuing up have something to do with these stories about loaded planes sitting on the runway forever?
Cheryl Chesner was on a recent Jet Blue "flight" like that..
Heading to Cancun
On her honeymoon,
She sat on the plane all morning and afternoon,
Hoping they'd leave... soon.
Correction: oops, she was going to Aruba, not Cancun. I better start thinking of what rhymes with Aruba...
There was a young man from Aruba
Who played day and night on his tuba.
His playing was bad
And the tourists were sad
Till they bought him some lessons for SCUBA.
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