Wet Astronaut

The story is newsworthy because she's an astronaut. But it's the diapers that put it over the top.

Was her schedule really that tight?

I mean, no wonder she starting crying when accosting the other woman. She'd been sitting in wet diapers for hours!

When planning the unsurvival
Of that very special rival,
It's a sign you're going dotty,
If you don't make time for potty.