Siccing the Narcs on Mama

My friend, Deb Ross, alerted me to this dismaying story about a teenage boy who called the cops on his mom.

Seems she was growing marijuana in the house.

The kid was mad because his mother had been trying to crack down on his truant ways.

When she found out that he'd been skipping class,
She threatened him with military school -
Expecting that a life of iron rule
Would straighten out his character. Alas,
He thought her plan of punishment was cruel,
And called the cops about her leaves of grass,
Proving that even a kid can be uncool.