Obama Loses Power

Electric power, that is.

The island of Oahu lost power during heavy rain and lightning, blacking out the population of some 800,000 people and thousands of tourists including vacationing President-elect Barack Obama.

Hey, doesn't protocol require that you capitalize the "Elect" part of his title?

Also, are we already paying him a salary? Is this a paid vacation?

And why doesn't the Secret Service have generators on hand? Do they at least have flashlights?

And do they, or don't they, have a submacopter on hand to help him escape in case of another enemy attack on Oahu?

With a submacopter, 
with a nuclear power supply,
he could chill out underwater,
or be audacious and fly.