Culture Clash

Many are suffering V-day anxiety this very minute, but consider the situation in India:

Young secular Indians are organising their own vigilante groups - some armed with Taekwondo moves, others with pepper spray - to protect unmarried couples from Hindu radicals looking to disrupt Valentine's Day celebrations.

Valentine's Day -
when you may need to say:

"I'll spray your face
with pepper and Mace
and kick your butts,
you religious nuts!"