On Vacation, Maybe

Newsweek celebratory cover story, Feb. 7:

We Are All Socialists Now

Newsweek on Mar. 24 wondering why investors don't want to buy into Geithner's plan:

Where the hell are the capitalists?

Perhaps they are reluctant to invest in a dubious socialist enterprise?

Socialist countries often entice capitalists with too-good-to-be-true offers. Then, when the capitalists start to make money, the socialists get upset and confiscate the profits.

Where did those greedy profiteers go?
Please, come back, we need you so!