Yawn? Gone!

An Illinois judge has sentenced a man to 6 months in jail - for yawning. It's reported that he'll have to spend at least 3 weeks in jail.

Chuck Pelkie, a spokesman for the state's attorney's office, told the Chicago Tribune, "It was not a simple yawn - it was a loud and boisterous attempt to disrupt the proceedings."

To avoid 3 weeks in the pokey,
keep your yawning low-key!