Alpine Innovation

Not all squirrelly ideas come from California:

On Sunday, the Swiss will vote on a referendum that would compel all of Switzerland's cantons to hire animal lawyers. The rationale: If people accused of mistreating animals can hire lawyers, the victims of such abuse are also entitled to representation.

If you have a cockatoo
that's tired of having to bill and coo,
it may think it's time to sue
you.