Seismic

Behold the power:

As women around the world bared their cleavage Monday in an event dubbed ‘Boobquake,’ a strong earthquake measuring 6.9 struck southeast of Taiwan.

That’s exactly what Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi warned would happen, when he recently blamed earthquakes on immodest female clothing.

I tried to observe this holiday. Observe, not participate. But downtown Chicago didn't seem to be involved in this celebration.

Women made a show of cleavage,
and the earth performed some heavage.