Outsourcing Protests

What a great headline from the Wall St. Journal:

To Protest Hiring of Nonunion Help, Union Hires Nonunion Pickets
Jobless Recruits Get Minimum Wage 'To March Around and Sound Off'
...
"For a lot of our members, it's really difficult to have them come out, either because of parking or something else," explains Vincente Garcia, a union representative who is supervising the picketing.

I'd really like to picket,
and chant as I march in line.

But my car might get a ticket,
so pay a kid to hold my sign!