Another Acorn Scandal

A judge from Pennsylvania is in trouble for handing out acorns to women.

The problem was that the acorns that were stuffed with condoms.

The judge is from the Pennsylvania town of Intercourse. Ahem.

When confronted by officers last Tuesday, Isaac Stoltzfus, a District Court judge, claimed the bizarre incident was a joke.

The humorous comments just write themselves. You've already thought of a couple.

An acorn can grow up
to a mighty oak.

And a joke can blow up
and blast a bloke.