Not only do wily rats continue to thrive, but the opossums have become their own epidemic, with bands of the conniving creatures sauntering through yards, plundering garbage cans and noshing on fruit trees.As for the human population, "some Brooklynites have become terrified to go into their yards at night."
Thus did municipal error
lead to marsupial terror.
Why oh why did I swallow that fly?
ReplyDeleteBring on the wolves.
Yes, I thought of that "swallow that fly" song too!
ReplyDeleteWolves in Brooklyn! They will definitely take on possums. Heck, my 2 labradors kill a possum now and then, no problem.