Balancing Act

I think I saw a movie like this once:

A son fathered by Arnold Schwarzenegger with his housekeeper was born less than a week after Maria Shriver gave birth to another Schwarzenegger son, according to birth records obtained Wednesday by CNN.

But, as I recall, in the movie the 2 moms were in labor at the same time in the same hospital, so the poor two-timing dad had to run from delivery room to delivery room, trying to keep from being found out.

There's a bright side, of course -
even after the divorce -
he can buy two gifts at one store
forevermore.