The Boot

Car "boots" are annoying devices that clamp over your car wheel, making it impossible to drive the vehicle.

Well, that was the idea. But here in Illinois we have people who are up to the challenge!

Carina Rios, 19, and Alejandro Alvarez, 22, both of Zion, were both charged with theft for allegedly trying to drive away with the boot on their car, said Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick. They didn’t get very far, and damaged the boot, Patrick said.

I think I should prepare,
and so I want to know where
you buy the key
to set you free
when your wheel is caught in this snare.