Registry of Shame

There's a story about a guy permanently labelled a sex offender, because when he was 19 he had sex with his 15 year old girlfriend. He's married to her now. But he's still "a sex offender".

Having been on the sex offender list for nearly half his life, Frank is unable to secure a job with a major corporation or leave the state without notifying local law enforcement. He cannot coach soccer for any of his daughters, who range in age from 4 to 11 years old.

She wasn't yet his wife,
so punish him for life!