The Baby Name Expert Has Spoken

Did you ever hear of someone being a "baby-name expert"?

Well, allegedly Laura Wattenberg is such an expert, and she declares that people are regretting their choices lately:

...as a percentage of my mail ... remorse from parents who have already chosen names is rising.

You may feel some remorse
if you name your boy "Horse".

I recommend, "John", instead, of course.