Assaulting My Ancestry

Researcher is determined to undermine the pride that I feel deep inside:

Study casts doubt on human-Neanderthal interbreeding theory

Cambridge scientists claim DNA overlap between Neanderthals and modern humans is a remnant of a common ancestor

I'm a Neanderthal-hybrid-hyphenated-American, and don't you forget it!

Sometimes I crave
to crawl in a cave
and scrawl on the wall.

Isn't that proof, after all?