Wanted: Poetic Ghost Writer

The Chicago Tribune Theater Critic wrote a piece about whether the Romney campaign could use a poet-in-residence.

Given the week that Mitt Romney just endured, it begs a question: Does the Republican nominee for President of the United States have current need of a poet?

He thinks that Romney,
instead of just harping on the economy,
needs to find a poet
to help him not blow it
with inelegant phrasing
that no one is praising.