We're Number One

In this case, being number one isn't really something to brag about.

"The much-discussed government worker pension debt in Chicago now has a price tag: $18,596 for every man, woman and child living in the city.

That per-person figure is the highest among the nation’s 25 largest cities. It’s nearly double that of New York, the city with the second-largest tab."

I assume, though the article doesn't mention,
we somehow forgot to save dough for their pensions.