Cooking Near The Books

Intriguing headline:

'Homeless couple charged with cooking meth at Sarasota County library'

But... it wasn't IN the library, it was on the grounds of the library, where they were camping.

There's a photo with the story, showing a bottle of drain opener, some Coleman lighter fluid, and some other mystery bottle.

I've only glanced at the recipe.
But it does not look safe to me.

UPDATE:

Well, here's a crime that was actually IN a library:

'A 20-year-old woman has been charged with prostitution at the Tewksbury Public Library.'

Even here there's some exaggeration, as I see it. She was reportedly soliciting in the library. The story doesn't say she was performing there.