Ants

Springtime is here, and for some reason so are the ants. Maybe it's a newly invasive species, but for the last few years everyone around here has complained about springtime invasions from ants - into their houses! And our house is no different.

I'm glad I'm still wearing my white shirt from work today, because when the ants go crawling on it, they make easy targets.

Were I a scientist, begging for grants,
I would be sure to blame the ants' swarming
on global warming.