Rhyme Of The Day

So, why do the Germans have this fest in October? Does September leave them feeling too sober?  

Wet asphalt under cloudy skies  Reflecting the glowing yellow-white eyes  Of cars responsibly creeping  To work when they’d rather be sleepi...

A scene is something that's seen.  So, based upon what they mean,  I thought they were related -  But they're not, and I'm feeli...

Jupiter’s line of moons, Saturn’s shining ring, Luna’s dusty craters - These are spectacular things, All brought here tonight To my ow...

If you ever happen to say:  "I took a rest for the rest of the day."  Those two versions of rest are not the same word -  Etymolog...

If you confuse  Moose with Muse  It’s likely your Art  Will be bold but not smart.

I’m giving out a holler  To a Hollerith named Herman.   He was American but  His ancestry was German.   Those old computer punch cards  You ...

Why do they call it a fast? The hours seem so slow going past.

A hummingbird is a sneak.  With stealth helicopter powers.  He hovers about with his beak,  Snatching nectar from flowers.

Mental sheep, when you use them to slumber,  All get assigned a particular number.  Dental work, when it’s not a big bummer, Involves some i...

Hey Emmy committee,  Look on me and take pity.  Send that award to my garrulous self.  I'm clearing away a spot on my shelf!

Give due weight to un-lived experience.  It isn’t really a mystery.  It’s where you learn from mistakes That others have made throughout his...

You float much better  When water is salty.  The taste, however,  Is somewhat faulty.  So instead of the sea  I prefer the Great Lakes,  Ple...

I'd like a trip to the edge of space...  Just, you know, for a change of pace.

In dreams, a thing’s stable nature  Is subject to sudden erasure.

How sad to see a passionate mind Fall prey to thoughts of a poisonous kind.

I’ve been trying to convince  Friends from Australia  That it’s summer right now…  So far it’s a failia.  

Some dreams feel real but when I waken It seems that I have been mistaken.

Menelaus and Helen  He felt it was beneath him to compete,  Undignified to plead a lover’s case.  His worth, he thought, was plain upon its ...

 Without this skin I wear All day and every night I would feel extra bare And look a ghastly sight.