Toy Story

Hit the panic button - it's a gun!

...a 9-year-old student at PS 52 in Staten Island, N.Y., was in the school cafeteria Tuesday playing with LEGOs when he was taken to the principal’s office and threatened with suspension. One of his toys was a LEGO policeman that holds a 2-inch plastic gun. The school has a no-tolerance policy when it comes to toy guns.

A lot of these "no-tolerance" policies are "no sense" policies.

A 2-inch Lego gun
will never hurt anyone.

The kids learn a lesson, all right:
some teachers are not too bright.