I Hope PETA Comes To His Defense

Today's sad story comes from Pennsylvania, where a man tried to breathe new life into a dead possum:

Trooper Jamie Levier of the Punxsutawney barracks said witnesses saw Wolfe, 55, locking lips with the lifeless marsupial about 3 p.m. in a remote area about 80 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

After receiving several calls, troopers arrested Wolfe along an isolated stretch of the highway and charged him with public drunkenness.

An overdose of alcohol would never
lure me into such a bold endeavor.