Serious Monkey Business

Do you have a service monkey?

Not the old-fashioned organ grinder kind...

...the serious modern kind who help people with disabilities, from agoraphobia to devastating spinal cord injuries.

You may have been wondering what the TSA procedures were for searching your monkey.



Wonder no more!

# Security Officers have been trained to not touch the service monkey during the screening process.

# Security Officers will conduct a visual inspection on the service monkey and will coach the handler on how to hold the monkey during the visual inspection.

But don't say, "Listen, flunky,
keep your hands off my monkey!"