Dear Lord

The governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie, has the TEA-somethings mad at him.

A head honcho TEA-something sent out an email in the form of a prayer:

"Dear lord,' this year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett, my favorite singer, Michael Jackson, and my favorite salesman, Billy Mays. I just wanted to let you know that Chris Christie is my favorite governor."

An assault upon democracy!

Borderline sedition!

No, wait, it was TEA-CHERS, not TEA-PARTIERS,

so it was just our free speech tradition.