Did The Earth Move Because Of You?

An alert friend found this:

Muslim cleric joins Rev. Pat Robertson blaming quakes on sinners

I immediately wondered if I could find a rabbi with a similar theory. Sure enough:

RABBI BLAMES GAYS FOR EARTHQUAKE

Most clerics would disagree, of course,
but are you a sinner, without remorse?
Then you may be blamed as the true causal source
for why God unleashed his tectonic force.