It Will All Be An Accident

Good news for me -
I want to go on TV:

An occasional curse word or even Janet Jackson's infamous "wardrobe malfunction" on prime-time TV shouldn't bring down the wrath of the Federal Communications Commission, a federal court ruled Tuesday.

I'll do a baggy pants dance,
which will lead to a wardrobe mischance,
and I'll mutter a very bad word
as I "notice" what has occurred.