Wednesday, September 29, 2021

It's That Time

So, why do the Germans have this fest in October?
Does September leave them feeling too sober?

 

Monday, September 20, 2021

Drizzly AM

Wet asphalt under cloudy skies 
Reflecting the glowing yellow-white eyes 
Of cars responsibly creeping 
To work when they’d rather be sleeping.

Saturday, September 18, 2021

Homophonic

A scene is something that's seen. 
So, based upon what they mean, 
I thought they were related - 
But they're not, and I'm feeling deflated!

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Stargazing

Jupiter’s line of moons, Saturn’s shining ring, Luna’s dusty craters - These are spectacular things, All brought here tonight To my own wondering eyes By a simple telescope Of ordinary size - A trick arrangement of glass To spread mere spots of light Into expanded images Suiting human sight.

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Germanic vs. Latinate

If you ever happen to say: 
"I took a rest for the rest of the day." 
Those two versions of rest are not the same word - 
Etymologically speaking. At least so I've heard.

Monday, September 13, 2021

Inspiration

If you confuse 
Moose with Muse 
It’s likely your Art 
Will be bold but not smart.

Sunday, September 12, 2021

Punchy

I’m giving out a holler 
To a Hollerith named Herman. 
 He was American but 
His ancestry was German. 
 Those old computer punch cards 
You may have heard about, 
Were based on Hollerith’s coding scheme, 
So he deserves a shout!

Tuesday, September 07, 2021

Timing

Why do they call it a fast? The hours seem so slow going past.

Monday, September 06, 2021

Trochilidae

A hummingbird is a sneak. 
With stealth helicopter powers. 
He hovers about with his beak, 
Snatching nectar from flowers.