Diaper Drama

Lisa Nowak's lawyer now insists that the disgraced astronaut never wore a diaper on her long drive to confront her lover.

"It jeopardizes our ability to have a fair trial when the accused is the butt of jokes," Lykkebak said.

The "butt" of jokes?

Is this guy really a lawyer? Or is he Jay Leno in disguise?

Better counsel she needs to find.
As for this one, leave him... behind.