Saturday, October 20, 2018

Java Juice

Am I drinking coffee enough?
It’s just one daily cup of the stuff.
But it’s a large, so is that in fact
Two cups stacked?

Friday, October 19, 2018


A big supply of rattlesnakes
Really makes
Being trapped in a mine
Exquisitely fine.

Thursday, October 18, 2018


A proper spreadsheet glories
In hierarchical categories.

Wednesday, October 17, 2018


The lovely Sea Cucumber
Is rather prone to slumber.
Unlike the busy ant,
It gets mistook for a plant.

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Product Idea

Someone needs to sell time-release safes for home snacks
To protect ourselves from late night craving attacks.

Monday, October 15, 2018


I hadn’t known the Tick
Was an Arachnid.
I'm sure some smart kid
Sitting in the back did.

Saturday, October 13, 2018

Glad Hostage Is Free, But...

Why did we go from “minister”
To calling people “pastor”?
I’m sure it’s nothing sinister,
And not a big disaster,
But word-choice alteration
Always jars my brain.
Just when you know a language
It goes and changes again!