Friday, May 22, 2015

Try Try Again

There was a local story today about a guy who got caught when he robbed a bank for the third time. 

Sometimes persistence
Encounters resistance.

Thursday, May 21, 2015


Here's a product I don't think I'll be ordering, but maybe YOU would like one:

"WiFi Body Scale Will Auto Tweet Your Weight Each Morning"

Keep all the world up to date,
with daily tweets about your weight!

Isn't the 21st century great?

But actually I feel this scale
is heading for a market fail.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

I Asked My Wife What They Were Called

File beneath
"Bridal Wreath".

Well, soon
It will be June.

Monday, May 18, 2015

Coldblooded Vertebrate Crossing

Local traffic advisory:

"DuPage Forest District officials ask drivers to watch for turtles"

As your auto hurtles
along the roads,
watch out for turtles
and unhurried toads.

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Not So Pediatric

After a hard drinking night
Grown ups go for Pedialyte.

Saturday, May 16, 2015


For what I'm sure is a variety of factors, I always enjoy the society of actors.

Friday, May 15, 2015


We call it Friday when we speak
Because at the end of an average week
Many have testified
That their brains are totally fried.