Anti-Nouns

Pronouns may be well and good, 

But anti-nouns are best. 

In English you just pin a "not" 

Upon a pronoun's chest. "

Not me" is my favorite anti-noun 

When accusations fly: 

Who did this stupid thing? I'm asked. 

"Not me!" is my reply.

Going Rogue

Going rogue

May be in vogue,

But if everyone does it,

It wasn’t rogue, was it?