"I Am Dr. Amy Bishop"

Amy Bishop, PhD, killer of biologists, has a history. The latest bizarro research item:

In March, 2002, Bishop walked into an International House of Pancakes restaurant in Peabody with her family, asked for a booster seat for one of her children, and learned the last seat had gone to another customer, according to a police report.

Bishop strode to the customer, identified in the report as Michelle Gjika, demanded the seat and, after a profanity-laced rant, punched her in the head while yelling ‘‘I am Dr. Amy Bishop.’’

This was in Massachusetts. She got probation.

Court records are unclear on whether a judge granted the prosecutor’s recommendation she take anger management classes.

These classes, if taken, obviously didn't work.

At this point she's done more damage
than the average thug in the hood.

Please, please, Alabama,
lock her up for good.

Rand and Marketing

A couple of months ago, the Wall St. Journal ran an op-ed by Heather Wilhelm, arguing that Rand shouldn't be included in marketing materials for the free market movement.

But in an age where hope, change and warm-hearted marketing clearly resonate, is revitalizing and glorifying Rand's acerbic "virtue of selfishness" doing the free-market movement any good? Doubts are starting to emerge.

It's funny to think that doubts about Rand's approach are just starting to emerge. She has always been controversial, even among those who advocate free markets.

In today's Daily Caller, my wife and Gen LaGreca argue that Rand makes a vital contribution:

It’s amazing that in all their talk of Rand’s “harsh message” and “confrontational language,” many free-market defenders haven’t asked themselves why her writings have inspired millions to become advocates of capitalism. They don’t understand that she completes the 18th century vision of the American Revolution by presenting a morality that fully justifies capitalism and individual freedom.

Rand’s morality of rational, enlightened self-interest defends the individual’s right to his own life, the power of his own liberty, and the glory of his pursuit of his own happiness.

Appeasement can be a crutch,
limping along too long.

Confrontation, as such,
isn't always wrong.

Roger Enright and Me

Someone asked me online, in jest no doubt, if I was related to Roger Enright, a secondary character in The Fountainhead.

Here he is in the movie version, played by Ray Collins.


Once in a while someone asks me, seriously, if I changed my last name to match Roger's.

I would like to claim him as a distant relation,
but that would be unmerited,
since he got his name from her imagination,
but mine was simply inherited.

Valentine's Day

We saw the movie, Valentine's Day. It's designed like Love Actually. It wasn't actually as good, but it's pretty good, if you like that sort of thing, and I do.

It all takes place on one day,
like a sort of classical play,
but with vast inventories
of characters and stories.

Anesthesia During Childbirth

In the Bible, at one point, Eve is told that she will be punished for her sin with increased pain during childbirth.

I think the writers of the myth had noticed that humans had more trouble with childbirth than domestic animals.

I think, in fact, this is due partly to our big skulls required to house our big brains.

So, when anesthesia was invented, some people thought it was a circumvention of divine will. But then along came Queen Victoria...

[Her] fourth child was to be born on the morning of April 7, 1853 in much the same circumstances except one – the use of chloroform that produced an uncomplicated and completely painless childbirth that electrified the entire nation of Great Britain and helped push a still little known medical procedure into public consciousness – the use of anesthesia.

Anesthesia during childbirth remains a controversial topic among feminists:

...there are feminists who reject natural birth and support a woman's right to choose medicated childbirth, and there are feminists who believe that a rejection of medicalized childbirth is a key component in advancing feminist values.

I have no particular views,
except that I'm pro- the right to choose.

That Bag Sure Looked Little

We had a choppy time on the plane. I was checking the seat pocket to find the paper bag... just in case.

A lady near us did undergo reverse peristalsis.

Why is it that a bumpy ride
ejects stuff from your inside?

Test Tube Cave Baby

People are thinking about cloning Neanderthals:

A stem cell with Neanderthal DNA could be implanted in a human blastocyst--a cluster of cells in the process of developing into an embryo. Then, all of the non-Neanderthal cells could be kept from growing. The individual who developed from that blastocyst would be entirely the result of Neanderthal genes.

Their manners may be crude,
but if they will shovel snow
in exchange for fire and food,
the project is a go.

Traps and Nets

A professor of English says:

Graduate school in the humanities is a trap. It is designed that way. It is structurally based on limiting the options of students and socializing them into believing that it is shameful to abandon "the life of the mind."

He's bitter, apparently because he's seen too many people with grad degrees and big debts working in low-paying jobs.

I do get the impression that there are far more would-be professors than there are professorial positions.

Similarly, there are more would-be rock stars than there are recording contracts. Musicians are "socialized into believing" that it is shameful to abandoning their instrument of choice.

Perhaps it's a kind of bet
that what you haven't caught yet
may still fall into your net.

Kings Who Wrote

For book club we read part of the Thomas Nelson Chronological Study Bible, which is the whole collection of Protestant scriptures, rearranged into chronological order.

We read the part with David and Solomon, which meant we also read some works attributed to them.

Ecclesiastes preaches the utility
of just accepting life's futility.

Many Psalms
are meant to calm your qualms.

Proverbs advises: be wise
and honored in men's eyes.

No Pressure

This will seem counter-intuitive to many:

Parents who want their children to discover a passion for music, sports, or other hobbies should follow a simple plan: Don't pressure them.

As a matter of fact, I suspect the best way to get some kids interested in music is to tell them not to be.

If you tell them they must stop
playing that nasty hip-hop,
you'll see - the very next day
they'll be working as a DJ.

Rand as Realist

From Revolution in American Drama:

In [1927] appeared one of the most popular of modern melodramas, Bayard Veiller's The Trial of Mary Dugan... While the situation was one of extreme theatricalism, he courtroom scene itself was treated with minute realism. Ayn Rand's The Night of January 16 (1935) went one step further in this direction by selecting a jury from the audience at each performance and paying them at legal rates. (p. 235)

It's amusing, at least to me, to see Rand singled out here for pushing the envelope in the direction of realism. In later years, she was frequently attacked for not being adequately realistic.

I do think a shift occurred in her writing. We the Living is highly realistic, and makes much of the method of realism, particularly in its emphasis on the grinding quality of poverty and oppression. So devotees of realism frequently see it as her best effort.

I grew up as a sci-fi fan,
so I wasn't bugged
by the inventive events
of Atlas Shrugged.

Snow Day!

The Federal Government in Washington is closed on Monday due to a snowstorm.

Closing the federal government for one day costs taxpayers roughly $100 million in lost productivity...

I really wonder where that estimate came from. Federal employees produced it, I bet.

On the bright side, presumably various crippling new regulations will be put off for a day.

The economy may get a boost
from regulations unproduced.

Toy Story

Hit the panic button - it's a gun!

...a 9-year-old student at PS 52 in Staten Island, N.Y., was in the school cafeteria Tuesday playing with LEGOs when he was taken to the principal’s office and threatened with suspension. One of his toys was a LEGO policeman that holds a 2-inch plastic gun. The school has a no-tolerance policy when it comes to toy guns.

A lot of these "no-tolerance" policies are "no sense" policies.

A 2-inch Lego gun
will never hurt anyone.

The kids learn a lesson, all right:
some teachers are not too bright.

Complexities of Victimization

In most colleges, women now heavily outnumber men. These women are victimized!

Women on gender-imbalanced campuses are paying a social price for success and, to a degree, are being victimized by men precisely because they have outperformed them, Professor Campbell said.

This confuses 2 distinct groups of men. The men who were outperformed are NOT in college. The men who are "victimizing" are the high-achievers who kept up.

The NY Times points out a parallel kind of victimization:

In this way, some colleges mirror retirement communities, where women often find that the reward for outliving their husbands is competing with other widows for the attentions of the few surviving bachelors.

Pity the poor wife
who out-competes her husband in the race for longer life
and regrettably then
finds a shortage of men.

These women are improperly rewarded!
Could excess men from China be imported? 

Aelita & Shiny Boxes

We saw Aelita and Shiny Boxes at Dream Theatre tonight, a double bill of plays by Bil Gaines and Mishelle Renee Apalategui.

Both were surreal and involved multiple murders and the walking and talking dead. But they went in completely different directions. Aelita is an abstract philosophical fantasy. Shiny Boxes is a poetic memory of a birthday party gone terribly wrong.

Due to a mishap, Anna Weiler, who directed both pieces, had to step in at the last minute and act in Aelita as well - just for this weekend. Apparently she was up till late last night memorizing her lines. But she never seemed to miss a beat. Probably it helped to have been directing it for weeks and weeks!

Performances were wonderful. I particularly enjoyed Alicia Reese as the motherly Magda, Judith Lesser as the flirtatious Cannon, and Giau Truong as the gigantic Amboy.

When the plays had ended,
the living dead, all mended,
arose and bowed
while we clapped aloud.

Ancient Timex Time

"The first computer under 100 dollars." Yes, I had one, a Timex-Sinclair 1000.

It was pretty horrid. But I did learn Basic on the darn thing.

It didn't come with any sort of disk, floppy or hard. Allegedly you could hook up a regular cassette player to use for offline storage. That worked sometimes.

There was also a VisiCalc-like program available for this 2k machine. What was VisiCalc?

VisiCalc was the first spreadsheet program available for personal computers. It is often considered the application that turned the microcomputer from a hobby for computer enthusiasts into a serious business tool. VisiCalc sold over 700,000 copies in six years.

Before Lotus, and long before Excel,
VisiCalc served accountants well.

Free of Prejudice

When I was a kid, computers didn't play chess well. That's ancient history.

(Nerd alert - I actually owned a Boris chess computer, in the late 70's).

Now people try to learn from the computer's style of play. Gary Kasparov says:

It is entirely free of prejudice and doctrine and this has contributed to the development of players who are almost as free of dogma as the machines with which they train. Increasingly, a move isn't good or bad because it looks that way or because it hasn't been done that way before. It's simply good if it works and bad if it doesn't. Although we still require a strong measure of intuition and logic to play well, humans today are starting to play more like computers.

Those computers are tyrannical,
making our play more mechanical,
unless you're hell-bent on choosing
a whimsical path toward losing.

Colorful Record

Illinois had some too-close-to-call primaries Tuesday.

Who will run for Governor? We don't know. Not for the elephants. And not for donkeys.

But we DO know who will represent for Lt. Gov. And in the case of the donkeys, it's not pretty:

Scott Lee Cohen -- a pawnbroker who shocked state Democratic leaders Tuesday night by winning the party's nomination for lieutenant governor -- was arrested about four-and-a-half years ago and accused of holding a knife to a former live-in girlfriend's neck, newly obtained court records show.

The misdemeanor charge against Cohen was dropped weeks later when the woman -- who had just been found guilty of prostitution -- failed to show up to testify, according to those records.

You might think Lt. Gov. isn't really an important job. But....

Our current governor's name is Quinn.
He was Lieutenant Governor when
Blago got caught on tape, and then
Mr. Quinn, of course, stepped in.

How Insulting

Sarah Palin wants Rahm Emanuel fired for privately calling liberal activists, "f---ing retarded."

He has since apologized.

Perhaps we should no longer read Shakespeare because he let MacBeth say that life is a "tale told by an idiot".

For those who wish to generated Elizabethan insults, see here.

Idiot was the old fashioned insult. Retarded was introduced as a nice word. But then it got taken over as an insult. "Special" got recruited as a nice word. But now that is used as an insult too.

The term "mental retardation" is a diagnostic term denoting the group of disconnected categories of mental functioning such as "idiot", "imbecile", and "moron" derived from early IQ tests, which acquired pejorative connotations in popular discourse. The term "mental retardation" acquired pejorative and shameful connotations over the last few decades due to the use of "retarded" as an insult.

I guess I'm tired

of people getting fired

and almost hung

for slips of the tongue.

Rhyme = True

If it rhymes,
it sounds more true.

The ringing of chimes
beguiles you.