Your family is sleeping when a helicopter crashes through your roof, slides down your stairs, out your front door, into your yard, where it bursts into flame.
It happened in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
The 2 people in the copter were killed, but the 5 people in the house were unharmed. They were sleeping in bedrooms on either side of the stairway.
This seems like a once in a million thing. But I'm on the flight path to Midway aiport.
I'm writing a letter
If you must crash on my property,
I think the back yard would be best.