Sunday, September 21, 2008

Freak Accident

Your family is sleeping when a helicopter crashes through your roof, slides down your stairs, out your front door, into your yard, where it bursts into flame.

It happened in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

The 2 people in the copter were killed, but the 5 people in the house were unharmed. They were sleeping in bedrooms on either side of the stairway.

This seems like a once in a million thing.  But I'm on the flight path to Midway aiport.

I'm writing a letter
to Southwest:
If you must crash on my property,
I think the back yard would be best.

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