Stimulus Money?

Most paper money, at least in the U.S., is "laced with cocaine"!

U.S. and Canadian currency had the highest levels, with an average contamination rate of between 85 and 90 percent, while Chinese and Japanese currency had the lowest, between 12 and 20 percent contamination.

We'd better switch to a cashless society soon!

It won't be funny
when we all get arrested
just because our money
was tested.