Turns out it wasn't a random shooting at all. It was, as I speculated, a publicity stunt.
Valley County sheriff's officials said they believe 39-year-old Ray Dolin shot himself as a desperate act of self-promotion, but they offered no further details.You know, it's not really nice to send law enforcement officials on a wild goose chase looking for a fictional assailant.
Next time, find a stunt
that doesn't involve a gun in front
and an exit wound behind.
To yourself, and America, be kind.