About a hundred miles north of here, up in Milwaukee, there have been a series of sightings of a "lion-like creature". Some blurry film has surfaced too.
Is it an escaped circus lion? A mountain lion? Is somebody lyin'?
I don't know. We had a mountain lion / cougar that made it into Chicago back in 2008. The cops killed it.
I like killer cats when they're in a cage.
I would not like to face their rage.