I went to see a play tonight. But it wasn't there. It's showing on Thursdays. Except tonight. Which is noted on their website, but not on all those "guides to theatre in Chicago" type websites, which had featured it as one of tonight's performances.
When I got there, there were 3 other people who also seemed to have shown up for the play. They caught an Uber out of there.
I went to see a play that wasn't there,
or maybe I should say that wasn't when,
but if I try to see this play again,
I'll first review their schedule with great care.